Angry Arab imagines Queen Rania's "last tweet"

Wouldn't the spare tire give it away?

I can see Queen Rania tweeting her way to the every end. I can imagine her last tweet: I am in a dark place. It may be the trunk of a car. I have not seen my idiot husband who brought us to this. I am told he was dangling from an electricity pole somewhere in Amman. I think that the people of Davos will miss me. I wonder if I look glamorous in the trunk of this car. Where are you Oprah to save me?

Are we going to see a post imagining Asma al-Assad in the trunk of a car?